aries – swiggity swag
taurus – grumpy cat
gemini – mmm watcha say
cancer – pepe the frog
leo – valentine cards
virgo – #thedress
libra – surprise bitch
scorpio – ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sagittarius – doge
capricorn – sure jan
aquarius – ayy lmao
pisces – left shark
Tag: Virgo
the “nerdy in high school and still pretty nerdy in college but somehow significantly hotter” squad
capricorn, virgo, taurus, libra, gemini, pisces
yes
Very very accurate
“WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TEN YEARS?”
Aries: I’ll be a nINJA ASSASSIN
Taurus: I don’t even know where I’ll be in ten minutes
Gemini: Fucking bitches
Cancer: I’d really want to have a family…
Leo: Slaying these hoes
Virgo: These questions make me uncomfortable
Libra: Marrying rich???
Scorpio: I’ll probably be dead before then
Sagittarius: DIScovERING THE MEANING OF LIFE
Capricorn: CEO
Aquarius: As God
Pisces: Watching anime and living in Japan!!!
signs from most to least positive
sagittarius
leo
libra
aquarius
taurus
gemini
cancer
aries
pisces
capricorn
virgo
scorpio
Sarcastic bitch squad
aries
libra
sagittarius
gemini
leo
virgo
the signs’ dream homes
ARIES: cute abandoned house, kind of falling apart, haunted by a friendly ghost
TAURUS: in the countryside, with a nice patch of grass and a small windmill
GEMINI: last floor of an apartment complex in a busy city, includes access to the roof
CANCER: on the outskirts of the city, with lots of rooms. you let your artist friends draw on the walls for decoration
LEO: very isolated, built on the side of a mountain with minimalist design
VIRGO: it has lots of sunlight and colorful decoration, and a really nice garden outside
LIBRA: two words: tree house
SCORPIO: a huge castle on top of a cliff. you have the works: steeples, arches, bridges, spiraling staircases and even a labyrinth somewhere
SAGITTARIUS: a Gothic mansion complete with a butler
CAPRICORN: a beachfront house with no one to tell you to clean up after yourself
AQUARIUS: a beached ship adapted into a house with some seriously expensive furniture
PISCES: a palace that doubles as a wildlife rehabilitation center
astrolology
aries: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
taurus: uwu
gemini: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
cancer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
leo: ★~(◠‿◕✿)
virgo: ಠ_ಠ
libra: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻
scorpio: (⊙‿⊙✿)
sagittarius: ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* (◕ω◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
capricorn: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
aquarius: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
pisces: (◡‿◡✿)
The Sign’s Best Fearures
Aries: Your Teeth
Taurus: What Your Organs are Worth on the Black Market
Gemini: The pulsating tendrils protruding from your back.
Cancer: The blood you have spilled in my name.
Leo: The fact that you’re still here despite being dead for four years.
Virgo: Your tits.
Libra: The fear you’ve instilled in man over the past century.
Scorpio: Your head is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned.
Capricorn: Your very convincing human suit.
Aquarius: How important your survival is to the existence of our universe.
Pieces: You’re about to find out.
the signs as I understand them from tumblr
Aries: wants to fight everything
Taurus: mom friend who eats a lot
Gemini: smart and a lil evil
Cancer: crybaby
Leo: actually emperor kuzco
Virgo: way kinkier than the name implies
Libra: always in love
Scorpio: evil but everyone want to fuck them
Sagittarius: the coolest bro
Capricorn: stays in their lane but gets shit done
Aquarius: antisocial hippie
Pisces: total sweetheart
partners in crime
Aries: scorpio
Taurus: libra
Gemini: cancer
Cancer: gemini
Leo: capricorn
Virgo: aquarius
Libra: taurus
Scorpio: aries
Sagittarius: pisces
Capricorn: leo
Aquarius: virgo
Pisces: sagittarius
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