aries: hubris
taurus: allergic to cats
gemini: object permanence
cancer: deleted by staff
leo: memes
virgo: eating leaves
libra: art project posing as a spambot
scorpio: DA:I
sagittarius: anime
capricorn: when you want to sneeze but you can’t sneeze
aquarius: what the fuck is an aquarius
pisces: bees?
Tag: Virgo
ARIES
you’re brave and insightful and rash
no one can take that away from you
they don’t have the right
and they never willTAURUS
you’ll exist until the bitter end
stubborn and a survivor
there is nothing in this world that can bring you down
but yourselfGEMINI
you are a storm disguised as a cloudy evening
the comedic and tragic masks of theater
in a universe where the inhabitants are boring
you are a bright lightCANCER
i’m sorry for the rupture
in your peaceful, loving home
i’m sorry for the shattering of a safe world
i’m proud that you are the only one strong enough to put it back together nowLEO
your exuberance is legendary
be aware
be alive
they cannot steal your radianceVIRGO
a keen mind
lovely lips forming words of holy prayers to peace
you were robbed
but they cannot take your grace, my loveLIBRA
you tried your best
you are not bad for doing what it right to recover
you deserve it
you need help as much as everyone else doesSCORPIO
silent as a statue
you bear it all with stoic, strong shoulders
it is okay to cry
recovery is not weaknessSAGITTARIUS
i trust your poetry and drive
i trust your strength and capability
one day there will be a time for you to trust that too
just waitCAPRICORN
after a lifetime of shouldering other people’s problems
know that that is a good thing
but self-care is a good thing too
and there is a peace in balanceAQUARIUS
let your sympathy go
they don’t deserve it after what they did to you
you can make yourself the priority know
i give you permissionPISCES
it is not your fault
you were not weak or stupid
you have a big heart
and I’m proud of you for it
abuse in the zodiacs; l.m. (via venaes)
pkmn types of the zodiacs
ARIES: ♈
TAURUS: ♉
GEMINI: ♊
CANCER: ♋
LEO: ♌
VIRGO: ♍
LIBRA: ♎
SCORPIO: ♏
SAGITTARIUS: ♐
CAPRICORN: ♑
AQUARIUS: ♒
PISCES: ♓
the signs under stress
Aries: snappish, prone to outbursts, can’t sleep
Taurus: moody, whiny, short-tempered, blunt
Gemini: distant, aloof, will bite your head off at the smallest thing
Cancer: teary, fragile, may have stomach pains, may even become depressed
Leo: glares a lot, doesn’t want to talk, may break down in tears
Virgo: becomes very quiet, refuses to eat, avoids people
Libra: short-tempered, snarky, them-against-the-world feeling
Scorpio: tense, aloof, may have explosive loss of temper
Sagittarius: rude, more blunt than usual, takes risks
Capricorn: grumpy, snappish, feels attacked
Aquarius: distances themselves, glares at people, impatient
Pisces: tearful, stress-eats, pouty, complains
zodiac stereotypes for amateurs
aries: those hardcore personal fitness trainers on TV who need to calm the fuck down.
taurus: loyal and sensitive but REALLY REALLY STUBBORN…blah blah blah also FOOD.
gemini: busy, social, intelligent…would be completely perfect if they weren’t so shallow.
cancer: eats nutella straight from the jar as they watch the notebook and cry.
leo: *beyonce voice* i’mma a diva, i’mma i’mma a diva, i’mma i’mma a diva, i’mma i’mma a diva
virgo: a weird combination of perfectionism, pretentious douchebaggery and indie music.
libra: boring. perfect in every way. let’s face it perfection is boring.
scorpio: fuckin intense motherfuckers who everyone wants to fuck, angry sex addicts who daydream about murder while secretly being massive dorks at the same time.
sagittarius: those ppl who write sad poetry and title it “3am ramblings” and edit love quotes over scenery and have random philosophical outbursts about cheese.
capricorn: devoid of all emotions except for self-pity and GREED.
aquarius: sociology majors with no souls.
pisces: little fishies in teh sea who never harm a soul and are nice 2 everyone but always get fished out and eaten in the end.
the signs as shitposts
the signs when embarrassed
Aries: gets really red in the face and tries to laugh it off
Taurus: turns red and looks grumpy
Gemini: gets sad and angry but won’t retaliate
Cancer: has to work hard not to cry
Leo: will get really mad at anyone that laughs at them
Virgo: will not talk for the next hour
Libra: pretends it doesn’t bother them but obsesses over it in private
Scorpio: tries to exit the situation quickly
Sagittarius: is over it in five minutes
Capricorn: hides their face
Aquarius: keeps a poker face but is dead inside
Pisces: will probably cry or snap at everyone
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