Aries: Chaotic Arsonist
Taurus: Neutral Rock
Gemini: Chaotic Mitochondria
Cancer: Lawful Emo
Leo: Neutral Dead
Virgo: True Cat
Libra: Lawful Asshole
Scorpio: Neutral Punk
Sagittarius: Chaotic Grim Reaper
Capricorn: Lawful Spawn of the Devil
Aquarius: Neutral Nerd
Pisces: Chaotic Crying
Tag: Virgo
“IT STARTS AT 9:00PM”
Aries arrival time: 8:59pm; likes racing the clock
Taurus arrival time: 10:00pm; “sorry i had to….”
Gemini arrival time: If they’re gonna get there late, they’re not coming.
Cancer arrival time: 8:30pm; wanna help set up
Leo arrival time: 9:20pm; fashionably late
Virgo arrival time: 9:05pm; not too early, not too late
Libra arrival time: 9:00pm; social etiquette!
Scorpio arrival time: 10:30pm; dying down, no one will notice I’m super late.
Sagittarius arrival time: 8:55; likes to be 5mins early
Capricorn arrival time: 9:01; planned to come exactly at 9:01
Aquarius arrival time: 9:30; show up casually
Pisces arrival time: 9:45pm; tried to arrive on time, somehow ended up late
100% things ur sign probably does
aries: says something thats kinda inaudible and then just says “nvm” and starts awkwardly laughing when asked about what they just said
taurus: randomly starts yelling their opinion or response with absolutely no filter
gemini: suddenly and drastically changes something about their appearance every now and then for no particular reason
cancer: you always have those spontaneous moments where you don’t interact with anyone or become a sarcastic twat
leo: suddenly starts laughing about something and no one knows what’s funny and its probably pretty stupid but they keep laughing anyways
virgo: always keeps their bag or their room super messy for some fucking reasons and no matter how much they “try” to clear it up, it goes back to its original state
libra: tends to spontaneously act super childish and child-like, it’s almost as if a kid spontaneously possess you
scorpio: happens to just stare at ppl when they talk to you and we get the impression that you hate us and are mentally cutting our soul apart
sagittarius: sometimes just suddenly begins to sarcastically argue with people and act like sarcastic asshole
capricorn: sometimes acts really cold with people all of a sudden and everyone becomes confused af as to why they’re being cold
aquarius: randomly starts contradicting people for absolutely no reason and defends their point, even if the person they’re arguing with and themselves know they are wrong, and no one knows why aquarians fucking do this
pisces: does this thing where they remember things that didn’t actually happen and somehow they manage to convince themselves it did (probs bc pisces people tend to have terrible memories)
THE SIGNS AS ARCHETYPES
Aries: The warrior, the commander, the general, the fighter, the dragon-slayer, the challenger, the individualist, the child, the fighter, the thrill-seeker, the reckless, the impatient, the first, the pioneer, the bold, the brave, the fearless, the voyager, the entrepreneur, the stunt person, the dare devil, the competitor, the experimentalist.
Taurus: The empress, the earth mother, the preservationist, the hedonist, the sensualist, the materialist, the greedy, the grounded one, the realist, the good samaritan, the solid citizen, the bon vivant, the Honest Abe, the confidant, the protector, the adherent, the thoughtful one, the bully, the gentle giant, the dependable one, the musician, the peaceful one, the epicurean.
Gemini: The jester, the fool, the student, the thief, the comedian, the light-hearted, the one with the Peter Pan complex, the playful one, the one who never takes anything seriously, the imp, the trickster, the messenger, the gossip, the herald, the journalist, the practical joker, the sarcastic one, the class clown, the communicator, the talk-show host, the doppelganger.
Cancer: The girl/boy-next-door, the protective one, the helper, the giver, the intuitive, the witch, the wizard, the nurturer, the maternal figure, the caretaker, the defender, the fairy godmother, the kind one, the supportive one, the counselor, the angel, the giver, the enchantress, the siren, the mother, the crone, Mother Nature, the loyalist, the companion.
Leo: The hero, the noble, the generous, the ace, the chosen one, the hooker with a heart of gold, the dramatist, the performer, the creator, the star, the show-stopper, the narcissist, the praise-seeker, the braggart, the champion, the diva, the king and queen, the guiding light, the actor/actress, the headliner, the entertainer.
Virgo: The detective, the scholar, the observer, the thinker, the inquisitive, the critic, the intellectual, the bookworm, the author, the contemplative, the investigator, the perfectionist, the expert, the scientist, the research, the planner, the adviser, the mastermind, the scribe, the analyst, the nurse, the medicine man, the selfless.
Libra: The sweetheart, the darling, the charmer, the idealist, the romantic, the flirt, the sensualist, the enthusiast, the partner, the diplomat, the schmoozer, the pretty woman, prince charming, the star-crossed lover, the femme fatale, the flirt, the people-pleaser, the judge, the mediator, the peacemaker, the debater, the advocate, the just ruler, the lawful good.
Scorpio: The magician, the spy, the vampire, the bad boy/girl, the shaman, the healer, the transformer, the psychologist, the criminal, the obsessive, the passionate, the mysterious, the broody one, the anti hero, the reluctant monster, the seducer, the temptress, the survivor, the one with a tragic backstory, the manipulator, the alchemist.
Sagittarius: The sage, the philosopher, the academic, the teacher, the professor, the explorer, the adventurer, the preacher, the mentor and guide, the seeker, the wanderer, the traveler, the untameable, the happy-go-lucky character, the globetrotter, the fortune-hunter, the gambler.
Capricorn: The good kid, the role model, the CEO, the mob boss, the aristocrat, the manager, the captain, the responsible one, the rags-to-riches story, the determined, the achiever, the successor, the pragmatist, Father Time, the Grim Reaper, the authority figure, the emperor, the guardian, the laborer, the master.
Aquarius: The liberator, the outlaw, the maniac, the alien, the visionary, the catalyst, the inventor, the genius, the innovator, the eccentric, the pirate, the true believer, the creative, the wild man, the misfit, the lovable rogue, the rebellious spirit, the rule-breaker, the devil’s advocate, the mad scientist.
Pisces: The mystic, the wise elder, the psychic, the oracle, the blind seer, the martyr, the dreamer, the saint, the sinner, the savior, the sufferer, the empath, the knight in shining armor, the damsel in distress, the escapist, the innocent, the shape-shifter, the starving artist, the storyteller, the spiritualist, the old soul, the last.
PLEASE STOP GLORIFYING ALL-NIGHTERS. STOP MAKING “I WAS UP ALL NIGHT” AN ACHIEVEMENT. SLEEP IS IMPORTANT (ESPECIALLY FOR STUDENTS)! SLEEP, PEOPLE!
Even if it’s not a full 8-hour cycle, please sleep.
i havent slept in three years and im fine fuck this post
Sleep is important!: cancer, pisces, capricorn, sagittarius, leo, taurus, libra
i haven’t slept in three years: aries, aquarius, scorpio, virgo, gemini
mermaids
aries: deep red tail, travels all over, wears gifts from infatuated humans, often mistaken for underwater fire or sunken rubies, spotted teasing sailors out at sea
taurus: pearly pink tail, lives near a small ocean side town with a legend of a beautiful mermaid, never seen but often a lovely inhuman song is heard
gemini: sunny yellow tail, goes from beach to beach, collects bottled messages among other things, wears shell charm jewelry, likes to watch humans from a distance, occasionally talks to a sole person wandering the beach but no one believes the person after
cancer: silvery tail, lives near a ligthhouse, pulls drowning people to shore, pearls, spotted singing on moonlit nights
leo: golden tail, lives in a coral reef castle, friends with all the sea creatures, spotted on beaches of tropical islands but disappears before any photos can be taken
virgo: off-white cream tail with spots of beige and brown, lives in a cave, leads lost people to their cave for shelter, sometimes those who have done unspeakable things mysteriously disappear and those who have been wronged receive sudden good luck, spotted just before these strange incidents
libra: pastel blue and mint green tail, lives near a bustling city, fell in love with a human, makes various arts and crafts with what they find in the water, spotted combing hair
scorpio: deep blue tails, lives out at sea, may lure a sailor to their death or save them (depends on the sailor), shark teeth necklaces, knows what lies in the deepest crevices of the ocean, spotted staring up out of the water with glowing eyes
sagittarius: plum tail, never stays in one place, decorated with souvenirs of adventures, has pulled entire ships to shore, can often be heard talking and laughing but if spotted will smile before swimming away
capricorn: emerald green tail, lives in arctic waters, helps people without them knowing, concerned about melting ice caps, could fight a sea lion if they had to, silhouette spotted under the ice
aquarius: shimmering rainbow tail, lives in deep water but is decorated with human trinkets from their visits to the shore, wants to learn about both humans and bottom of the sea, spotted sitting on rocks staring up at the sky
pisces: iridescent aqua tail, lives near a beach with a tragic story of a mermaid and her lost love, will just as soon drown you as play with you, wears jewelry of shards of pottery and sea glass, on stormy nights some say they hear weeping
more stuff about the signs
aries
- they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
- too smart
- they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
- one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
- cry baby
- they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
- somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
- sexually frustrated 24/7
- they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
- they move their hands a lot when talking
- they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
- on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
- they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
- they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
- they could kill you if you hurt an animal
- a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
- they care too much about people they love
- they cheat on board games
- very good friends
- too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
- they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
- stubborn
- they don’t let people go completely
- their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
- emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
- they know a lot of useful shit
- but they don’t know what sleep means
- being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
- narcissistic af
- they’re never wrong
- they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
- incomprehensible love for snacks
- misunderstood
- they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
- they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
- they lie to themselves
- sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
- very insecure
- random happiness/sadness attacks
- their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
- innocent without wanting to be
- they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
- they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
- they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
- drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
- they can be too selfish
- unpredictable af
- leave me alone, but give me attention
- their cellphone is part of their body
- their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
- they victimize themselves a lot
- they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
- that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
- they care a lot about what other people think
- they plat a lot with their hands and lips
- the most adorable people when they’re not angry
- children loves them
- they can tranquilize people quickly
- misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
leo
- very sharp ideas/way of thinking
- high moral
- they need constant acceptance/validation
- if you do them one you pay ten
- always reading your intentions
- they tend to joke about other people insecurities
- they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
- despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
- they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
- insecure af
- a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
- they wink a lot
- will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
- they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
- public nerds
- the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
- they read weird things
- super committed and and helpful
- they get angry when things are not done in their way
- they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
- they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
- they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
- their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
- they do this face a lot >
😏
libra
- they’re always in love
- they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
- super emotional
- they probably don’t know what is happening right now
- they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
- a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
- they have good intentions
- creative
- they blush easily
- they have a hard time saying no
- they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
- they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting
scorpio
- they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
- dark mind, bright personality
- they have secret hobbies
- they crave love
- talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
- they get easily offended
- scary when angry
- protective with people they love
- they hate being ignored
- random laugh attacks
- they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
- they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
- they easily connect with music
sagittarius
- ready to disappear in any moment
- they have watched every. movie. on netflix
- using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
- 34 hour-long naps
- they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
- they have a hard time when apologizing
- they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
- would yell at strangers if needed
- intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
- they tend to be sad before sleeping
- this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
- very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
- superiority complex
- more party souls than you could imagine
- they just want you to shut the fuck up
- they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
- able to intimidate people for good or for bad
- they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
- they keep their cool in the craziest situations
- have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
- can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
- always have backup plans
- physical appearance is important
- always have weird obsessions
- they play a lot with their feet
- they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
- they disappear with no reason
- cuter than you
- they get confused when choosing between good and bad
- everything is overrated for them
- they’re addiced to memes
- feelings out of control
- they’re the special snowflakes
- cannabis 23/7
- they will know if you lie
- they lose their shit often
- they think and feel more than they show
- rebels
- the smartest ones
pisces
- they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
- they like music more than they like you
- they like attention but not too much
- will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
- can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
- fake friendliness (sometimes)
- too weird but in a sweet way
- super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
- they overwhelm your mind
- big heart, even bigger imagination
- confused af
- if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned
translated from x
/ forms of affection /
Hugs: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Aquarius
Kisses: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces
Handholding: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
All of them: Sagittarius!!!!
mermaids
aries: deep red tail, travels all over, wears gifts from infatuated humans, often mistaken for underwater fire or sunken rubies, spotted teasing sailors out at sea
taurus: pearly pink tail, lives near a small ocean side town with a legend of a beautiful mermaid, never seen but often a lovely inhuman song is heard
gemini: sunny yellow tail, goes from beach to beach, collects bottled messages among other things, wears shell charm jewelry, likes to watch humans from a distance, occasionally talks to a sole person wandering the beach but no one believes the person after
cancer: silvery tail, lives near a ligthhouse, pulls drowning people to shore, pearls, spotted singing on moonlit nights
leo: golden tail, lives in a coral reef castle, friends with all the sea creatures, spotted on beaches of tropical islands but disappears before any photos can be taken
virgo: off-white cream tail with spots of beige and brown, lives in a cave, leads lost people to their cave for shelter, sometimes those who have done unspeakable things mysteriously disappear and those who have been wronged receive sudden good luck, spotted just before these strange incidents
libra: pastel blue and mint green tail, lives near a bustling city, fell in love with a human, makes various arts and crafts with what they find in the water, spotted combing hair
scorpio: deep blue tails, lives out at sea, may lure a sailor to their death or save them (depends on the sailor), shark teeth necklaces, knows what lies in the deepest crevices of the ocean, spotted staring up out of the water with glowing eyes
sagittarius: plum tail, never stays in one place, decorated with souvenirs of adventures, has pulled entire ships to shore, can often be heard talking and laughing but if spotted will smile before swimming away
capricorn: emerald green tail, lives in arctic waters, helps people without them knowing, concerned about melting ice caps, could fight a sea lion if they had to, silhouette spotted under the ice
aquarius: shimmering rainbow tail, lives in deep water but is decorated with human trinkets from their visits to the shore, wants to learn about both humans and bottom of the sea, spotted sitting on rocks staring up at the sky
pisces: iridescent aqua tail, lives near a beach with a tragic story of a mermaid and her lost love, will just as soon drown you as play with you, wears jewelry of shards of pottery and sea glass, on stormy nights some say they hear weeping
When they go to sleep:
Aries: Midnight or 2 a.m
Taurus: 9 pm or 3 am
Gemini: Around Midnight
Cancer: Usually 10:30 pm
Leo: Usually 11:20 pm
Virgo: 9 pm or 4 am
Libra: Between 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm
Scorpio: Around Midnight
Sagittarius: 9 pm or 3 am
Aquarius: 10 pm or 3 am
Capricorn: 8pm or 4am
Pisces: 9:30 pm or 3 am
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