*SINNING*

“OH GOD WHAT I’V DONE I’M A GOOD PERSON!!” : PISCES, CANCER, Libra, Taurus
“I LOST A TICKET TO HEAVEN LONG TIME AGO”: Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, GEMINI
“BITCH I’M HELL’S NEXT RULER I DON’T CARE”: ARIES, SCORPIO, SAGITTARIUS, AQUARIUS

The Signs as RPG Classes

ASSASSIN/THIEF | mysterious, stealthy, and aware: gemini, virgo, scorpio, aquarius

WARRIOR | proud, courageous, and strong: aries, leo, sagittarius, capricorn

MAGE | mindful, balanced, and knowledgable: taurus, cancer, libra, pisces

the signs stressed af

omFG I’M GONNA FUCkiNG DIE GOoodBYE WORLD I’LL SEE Y’ALL IN HELL: taurus, gemini, scorpio
*paces around room for 6129322+ hours*: libra
okay you touch me i’ll explode: aries, cancer, leo
uh yeah i’m going to stay under my blankets for the next 7 years so if you’ll excuse me: sagittarius, pisces
hehe no i’m fine *screams internally into the void*: virgo, capricorn, aquarius