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sarcastic, bright, lost. the most beautiful smiles i’ve ever seen. don’t know their own strength or their own value. kind to those that they care about.taurus-
cruel sometimes, unbelievably stubborn and extremely kind. uncompromising, bad with change, willing to settle. good taste in music, great taste in people.gemini-
needs reassurance often, always willing to help someone they know. hard workers, strong, athletic, intelligent. never trust that the people they love are going to stay.cancer-
withdrawn when worried, the brightest thing in the room when happy. bright laugh, naturally downturned lips, issues with expressing emotion. silver tongues but terrible at keeping friends.leo-
golden like the sunlight, blinding like the sun. kind but harsh, perfect hair, willing to work for what they have. beautiful but sometimes unapproachable.virgo-
awkward but sweet, never seems to sleep, loves animals. hard to pin down emotionally, mentally, or physically. strong, capable, unwilling to sugarcoat anything for anyone.libra-
athletic, fierce, independent. when they fall in love they never really fall out of it. a great friend, beautiful smiles, odd taste in food. when they stop something, they tend to not start again.scorpio-
intelligent and determined, all hard edges and uncompromising ideals. physically fit, likes to help other people, animal lovers. extremely close to their family and friends.sagittarius-
strong pillars to lean on, supportive of others, good teachers. polite but not overly kind, caring but not overly involved. independent, gorgeous, extremely capable of doing basically anything.capricorn-
sometimes too much to handle, extremely caring. always put themselves first. feel things deeply. strong eyebrows, bright eyes, big laugh. values material objects and family.aquarius-
dislikes people as a whole, loves select individuals fiercely and unfailingly. harsh, very smart, materialistic. lazy but once they decide they want something they will go to the ends of the earth to get it.pisces-
dramatic, loud, fills up the whole room with their presence. bad days are really bad, good days are really good, there is not often an in between. lover of philosophy, deep thought, and beer.
Tag: Virgo
VIRGO//fairytales and magic aesthetics:
A witch’s curse, night fog, haunted forests.
1.. ARIES- the liar
(the Ram – 21 March 19 April)
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* EXCELLENT kisser.
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.
16 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.2. TAURUS – The Tramp
(the Bull – 20 April 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* GOOD kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.
15 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.3. GEMINI – Irresistible
(the Twins – 21 May 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Freak.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.
9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.4. CANCER – The Cutie
(the Crab – 22 June 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser..Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
* Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.5. LEO – The Lion
(the Lion – 23 July – 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Freak.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.6. VIRGO – The One that Waits
(the Virgin – 23 August 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.
7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
7. LIBRA – The AWESOME One(the Balance – 23 September 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Independent, yet likes company
* Great kisser.
* Always smiling, loves to laugh.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have own unique sex appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end up crying.
9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.8. SCORPIO – The Addict
(the Scorpion – 24 October 21 November)
* EXTREMELY adorable.
*Good Lover
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.9. SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One
(the Archer – 22 November 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.10. CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover
(the Goat – 22 December 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Loves to own Gemini’s in sports.
* Extremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.11. AQUARIUS – Does It In The Water
(the Water Bearer – 20 January 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.12. PISCES – The Partner for Life
(the Fishes – 19 February 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal.
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Loves being in long relationships.
2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.I am not taking any chances here
I’m the Cutie nice
why not
wine mom: libra, scorpio, aquarius
vodka aunt: virgo, sagittarius, aires
gay cousin: cancer, capricorn, taurus
barbecue dad: pisces, gemini, leo
the signs as halsey tweets
aries: There’s a song on my album called “Young God” and I hope every single one of u loses your virginity to it.
taurus: Yo calling me “fat” and “chubby” is not going to create a force field around that pizza headed for my mouth. I like the way I look. Get bent.
gemini: The hardest part about having my own place is that I already know what snacks are in the cabinet and don’t get to be surprised 😦
cancer: I know I’m not some hot male rockstar but if you guys wanna throw bras on stage at my shows, feel free I could use some.
leo: Throw some glitter on that bitch. Done.
virgo: I have cotton eyed joe stuck in my head why do things like this happen to me.
libra: DJ HALSEY DROPPIN PC MUSIC IN THE CLUB AND FUCKING EVERYTHING UP CAUSE IDK WHAT IM DOIN
scorpio: I have tied my hair up with my underwear way too many times in my life.
sagittarius: Female. 20. Sad. Selfish. Seeking Time Machine.
capricorn: subtweet: ur not even a joke ur a dad joke.
aquarius: I’d sell my soul for a 10 piece…McNugget.
pisces: I’m so happy I’m not allergic to shellfish cause god I fucking love scallop
Signs as Egyptian gods
Aries: Osiris; god of the underworld and afterlife
Taurus: Isis; goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and perfection
Gemini: Thoth; god of wisdom
Cancer: Anubis; god of the dead
Leo: Ra; god of the sun
Virgo: Hathor; goddess of love and beauty
Libra: Ma’at; goddess of justice, truth, and order
Scorpio: Seth; god of evil, deserts, and storms
Sagittarius: Horus; god of war, sky, and falcons
Capricorn: Amun; king of the gods
Aquarius: Ptah; god of creation
Pisces: Nepthys; goddess of lamentation, sleep, rivers, and the night
Zodiac Signs That Would Rather See You Happy: Pisces, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Taurus
cinnamon roll: cancer, libra
sinnamon roll: virgo, capricorn
problematic fave: leo, sagittarius
problematic cinnamon: aries, aquarius
cinnamon fave: taurus, pisces
problematic roll: gemini, scorpiop
what the signs are always a slut for
Aries: milk
Taurus: sweatpants
Gemini: D E A T H A N D D E S T R U C T I O N
Cancer: relentless giggling
Leo: math
Virgo: curly fries
Libra: aesthetic
Scorpio: Bob Ross
Sagittarius: rare pepes
Capricorn: bread
Aquarius: bees
Pisces: fish. just fish.
The signs and anger:
Aries: The smallest things can send them into a fit of fiery rage. They don’t thing about the ramifications of their anger, they simply act. But it burns out fast and they apologize easily. What angers them: indiscipline, disloyalty, to be bossed around, waiting, and anyone with a lack of decorum.
Taurus: Despite being the bull, Taureans are very hard to make angry. Their anger builds up little by little over long periods of time, each slight adding up, and finally erupting when you least expect it. On top of this, they don’t forgive easily and can be vindictive. What angers them: they don’t like to be wrong or to be called out about their mistakes, betrayal, aggressiveness, and interruptions when they are doing something important.
Gemini: They express their anger through words, and they know how to use them like knives. And what’s worse, they become eloquent and aggressive when furious. But this sign is known for diplomacy and logic, they don’t anger easily because of these characteristics, and their anger passes as quickly as it comes. What angers them: if they feel wronged, offended, close-mindedness, or dealing with someone who is particularly stupid.
Cancer: Like Taurus, Cancer’s anger builds up slowly until pushed to far, then they explode, letting all of those memories of past wrongs spill out. They sometimes will even cry, but don’t mistake this for guilt or anything else, they’re still furious. They sulk, lash out passive-aggressively, and sometimes withdraw entirely. What makes them angry: to be taken advantage of or treated in a way they don’t feel they deserve, cruelty.
Leo: Leos don’t feel anger – it’s pure rage. And, like the lion, they roar. They become so angry that they will insult you in any way they can, going for your weakest spots, “beneath the belt” you could say. And they become condescending, putting on their “kingly crown”. What’s worse, their pride and arrogance keep them from apologizing. What makes them angry: disrespect, dishonesty, disloyalty, to be bossed around, being forced to do unnecessary things.
Virgo: Virgos don’t like to express their anger so they do their very best to suppress it, usually trying the silent treatment, until they just can’t do it anymore. Because of this their anger can seem pointless and nonsensical. They also struggle to express themselves when angry, their words dissolve into a mess. Their anger develops like a Taurus and is as fiery as an Aries. What makes them angry: if they feel like they are being persecuted, disrespected, or like their opinions are being ignored, vulgarity, carelessness, and the revealing of personal secrets.
Libra: It’s hard to make a Libra angry, and Libra will actually think before letting their anger overcome them or control any of their actions; partially because they allow it to drag on for a long, long time, filing the wrongs away for future reference. They are the most diplomatic of the zodiac and this stays true even when furious. But they can justify their anger no matter what, and that makes it dangerous. What makes them angry: being undermined, rudeness, dishonesty, or unfair treatment towards anyone, not just themselves.
Scorpio: Scorpios become defensive and distant when angry because they want to keep themselves from tipping over the edge, they know how bad it will be if they explode. They tend to stick to glaring, sarcasm, and cruel comments when angry because they’re good at keeping their anger under control and they feel to let it show is a sign of weakness. Once angry, it’s hard for them to ever forgive and they often seek revenge. What makes them angry: disrespect, mind games, pettiness, people who are fake, if you try to give them advice, and to take them for granted.
Sagittarius: Sagittarians are already blunt people and when angry this aspect grows: they, like Geminis, use words to hurt those who anger them or start pointless arguments. Other times, they will simply leave, especially if they’re feeling trapped in some way. But their easy-going nature usually means their anger dies down quickly. What makes them angry: limited freedom or if someone tries to control them, to be insulted or pushed around.
Capricorn: Capricorn is orderly and controlled, they often don’t show their emotions, so when they become angry it can be a shock. Their anger erupts in bouts of yelling that cause scenes. They become authoritative, condescending, and even demanding. If it’s really bad, they will shut down and leave. If you’ve caused them one too many pains, you can kiss your relationship goodbye. What makes them angry: irrational or immature behavior, insincerity, an invasion of their personal space/time, unreliability, disrespect.
Aquarius: It’s hard to anger and Aquarian, they are calm and not easily instigated, not to mention they don’t like confrontation, but they can be as wrathful as an Aries. They typically express their anger through the silent treatment until they can’t hold it in anymore, then it turns into bouts of shouting and screaming before they leave the scene. What makes them angry: prejudice or intolerance, being told how to live their lives or for their way of life to be outright insulted, cruelty.
Pisces: Because Pisces are so in touch with their emotions, it’s easy for them to become angry and for that anger to show but at the same time very hard for them to truly become furious. Because of their emotions they do have great sympathy and do their best to talk it out and if that doesn’t work they seek solitude. At the worst, they blank out and go into a blind fury, their amazing imagination fueling the drama. What makes them angry: inconsiderate people, cruelty, criticism, and to be pressured to do something.