sweet little angel majority of the time: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius
mind ur own business and they’ll be nice in return: Capricorn, Scorpio, Gemini
low-key asshole: LIBRA, Taurus, Pisces, Leo,
YO FAM CHILL: AQUARIUS, Aries
sweet little angel majority of the time: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius
mind ur own business and they’ll be nice in return: Capricorn, Scorpio, Gemini
low-key asshole: LIBRA, Taurus, Pisces, Leo,
YO FAM CHILL: AQUARIUS, Aries
Aries: Centuries
Taurus: Novocaine
Gemini: The Kid’s Aren’t Alright
Cancer: Fourth of July
Leo: Irresistible
Virgo: Uma Thurman
Libra: Jet Pack Blues
Scorpio: Favorite Record
Sagittarius: American Beauty/American Psycho
Capricorn: Twin’s Skeleton (Hotel in NYC)
Aquarius: Immortals
Pisces: Centuries (again bc it’s so overplayed)
forgives and forgets: capricorn, aquarius, gemini
forgives but doesn’t forget: virgo, cancer, leo
forgets but doesn’t forgive: libra, sagittarius, aries
doesn’t forgive and doesn’t forget: scorpio, pisces, taurus
Aries: get #rekt
Taurus: mountain dew
Gemini: illuminati confirmed
Cancer: 360 noscope
Leo: MOM GET THE CAMERA
Virgo: darude sandstorm
Libra: get #shrekt
Scorpio: that gif of the black guy doing that dance thingy
Sagittarius: *air horn noise*
Capricorn: 420 blaze it
Aquarius: doritos
Pisces: random screaming while dubstep plays in the background
Aries: Nie pierdol, bambusie jebany (Literally: Don’t fuck, you fucking bamboo. Meaning: Don’t talk bullshit.)
Taurus: W pizdę jeża! (Literally: For hedgehog’s pussy! Meaning: For fuck’s sake!)
Gemini: Piździ jak skurwysyn (literally: It CUNTs as son of a whore. Meaning: It’s cold as shit.)
Cancer: Pierdolnę mu z kolanka w ryj (literally: I’ll fuck him with knee into snout. Meaning: I’ll kick him in the face)
Leo: Jesteś miękkim chujem robiony (literally: You’re made of soft dick. Meaning: You’re wishy-washy.)
Virgo: Wypierdalaj, ty skurwielu jebany, bo jak ci przypierdolę to kurwa wyjebiesz w drzewo, że ci chuj odpadnie! (literally: Fuck off, you fucking fucker because when I’ll fuck you then you’ll fucking fuck into a tree and your dick will fall off. Meaning: Fuck off.)
Libra: Chyba żeś się z chujem na głowy pozamieniał (literally: You’ve swapped heads with your own dick. Meaning: You’re crazy.)
Scorpio: Wyglądasz jakby ci ojciec zaorał ryj kutasem, ty spróchniały szczochu (literally: You look like your father has ploughed your snout with a dick, you rotted piss. Meaning: You’re ugly.)
Sagittarius: Tarzaj banana, zapiździały zmazie nocny nietoperza (Roll a banana, you CUNTed wet dream of a bat. Meaning: Fuck off.)
Capricorn: Zrobię ci z dupy szafkę na buty, ty wielbłądzi naplecie utarzany w piasku (I’ll make a foot locker out of your ass, you camel’s foreskin rolled in sand. Meaning: I’ll kill you.)
Aquarius: Ja pierdole, czego kurwa do chuja wafla, ty jebany skurwielu? (Literally: Fuck, for dick’s waffle, what the fuck do you want, you fucking fucker? Meaning: What the fuck do you want?)
Pisces: Nima chuja we wsi! (literally: There’s no dick in the village! Meaning: It’s impossible.)
Serious break down anywhere at anytime: Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Virgo.
You won’t even know they cried: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Libra.
Cries in a locked room and walks out like nothing happened: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius.
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Scorpio:
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Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
I actually laughed out loud at yours
Aries: the fluffy kind thats fur gets all up in your tongue when u kiss it
Taurus: that bald cat that looks like it’s judging u for wearing that shirt for 4 days in a row
Gemini: the dumpster cat u find nd ur not sure what color its supposed to be but it loves u anyways
Cancer: the cat with the squished face thats owner probably feeds it gold encrusted salmon that costs $200 and their left nipple
Leo: that cat thats been thru a lot and it maybe has a little rip in its ear but when it loves u it loves u hard
Virgo: ur friends asshole cat that loves no one but ur friend no matter how many treats u give it
Libra: the cat without the tail who is maybe insecure about being different but their owner loves it and gives tons of cuddles
Scorpio: two words – munchkin cat
Sagittarius: Taylor swifts cat, Meredith
Capricorn: black cat that only comes out at night bc it is secretly a witch
Aquarius: an all brown cat, rare nd beautiful
Pisces: that cat that you make eye contact with for a fleeting moment as they run across the street at 3 am in an unfamiliar neighborhood
ARIES: Their anger, their protectiveness
TAURUS: Their powerful blinding crushes, obsessions, inability to let go
GEMINI: Animals, arguments, hearing an opinion different from theirs
CANCER: Other people, laziness
LEO: Trust issues, depression
VIRGO: Loneliness, fear of rejection, anxiety
LIBRA: Conformity, stubbornness, temper
SCORPIO: Fear, abandonment
SAGITTARIUS: The dark, falling, clumsiness
CAPRICORN: Fear of abandonment, anxiety, awkwardness, inability to tell others how they feel
AQUARIUS: Their superiority complex, their temper, their frightening tone of voice
PISCES: Their loved ones, animals, kindness
Aries: sins
Taurus: netflix and sleep
Gemini: hangs with friends
Cancer: lives at the pool
Leo: parties
Virgo: whines about how hot it is
Libra: has summer flings
Scorpio: who tf knows. they never go outside
Sagittarius: travels
Capricorn: watches anime
Aquarius: tumblr
Pisces: turns into a fish