Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit done

Taurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talker

Gemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humor

Cancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad puns

Leo: warm hearted, giving and generous/ stares at the floor a lot, likes hugs

Virgo: shy, anxious and talented/ nice af and always thinking about space

Libra: beautiful, social and oblivious / super intelligent and really clumsy

Scorpio: grumpy, distant and a bit rude/ totally cute, dorky ball of anxious fluff

Sagittarius: strange, optimistic and hot/ really attached to their music, ditzy

Capricorn: passive, well liked and adorable/ super aggressive when mad

Aquarius: super smart, quirky and stubborn/ will love you no matter what, total sweetheart

Pisces: weird af, shy and artsy fartsy/ totally talented weirdo who gets excited by art supplies

The signs as mythical creatures

April 6, 2015Leave a comment

starsuhline:

Aries: Sondaughter of demons. Darkly attractive, menacing smiles. Good at feigning innocence and inciting sympathy, just to lure people into their trap.

Taurus: a star bound to a human body. Very soft and beautiful, although intimidating. Protective of the people they love.

Gemini: Kind of like a ghost, in the form of a small child. Emits a golden glow. An omen of death.

Cancer: A protecter the earth. Brings good weather. Tall, plain but beautiful, flowers in their hair, and sparkling light eyes.

Leo: Were”animal”. In human form, dark skin, knowing eyes, slender. In animal form, can be any animal necessary for survival, has a natural instinct for escape. Protecter of the greater good.

Virgo: A muse a sorts. Appearance will change to fit whatever will inspire the artist. Immortal. All knowing.

Libra: All the force of a hurricane in one human body. Dark skin, eyes so dark they are almost black. Beautiful but unapproachable, has a bad temper.

Scorpio: A spirit which possesses the essence of evil. Only appears at night, long flowing hair. Is arguably a good person, for they only use their powers on those who get away with terrible crimes.

Sagittarius: A Banshee. An omen of death. The most beautiful of them all, and the most tragic. Can make the strongest of men fall to their knees and weep.

Capricorn: A guardian angel in a human form. Eternal youth, skilled healer. In action their eyes turn a light pink colour and their skin is so pale it can appear transparent.

Aquarius: Looks like a mermaid, sings like a siren, kills like a demon. Striking, but the most deadly. Appearance differs, but is predominantly green eyes and blonde hair.

Pisces: A God/Goddess of seduction. Very attractive and intoxicating, created to find unfaithful men to be doomed to hell. Tall, mysterious.

Signs Playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf

March 21, 2015Leave a comment

weareastropsychology:

Aries: That one who’s obsessed with money rocks

Taurus: Always collecting fruit

Gemini: That one asshole who whacks villagers in the head with the net.

Cancer: Ignores the museum collections and just sells everything

Leo: Outfit has to be perfect!

Virgo: Forgets about the games for months to a year, but always comes back and gets obsessed all over again

Libra: Has the hots for K.K. Slider but might not admit it

Scorpio: Can’t stand it when visitors run through their flowers

Sagittarius: Just can’t coordinate a style correctly. Has a really funny-looking house.

Capricorn: Actually thinks that Shrunk is hilarious

Aquarius: Pesters their friends all the time about coming back to the game to visit their towns

Pisces: A bell-saving genius!

things the signs don’t want you to know

March 20, 2015Leave a comment

zodioligy:

Aries – they really don’t like working. they’d rather just sleep. they do it just so they can brag about getting 100% on a test you failed and rub it in your face.

Taurus – they struggle to find balance in nearly every situation and that makes them feel stupid. they can’t seem to function independently no matter how hard they try.

Gemini – they only talk shit to seem cool. deep down, they just want to seem intimidating so no one fucks with them.

Cancer – they cry less than you’d expect. they do it mentally for the most part. they want you to think they’re inferior so they can surprise you by revealing their true form, which is the actually the evilest thing ever.

Leo – sweet when they want to be and surprisingly not self absorbed assholes for the most part. in fact a lot of them are super insecure but mask it with false pride. you’re welcome.

Virgo – they dont think they’re perfect. actually, they envy everyone else around them. they like you to think they love themselves so they don’t seem insecure, because they hate it when people judge.

Libra – is actually scared to flirt and put themselves out there. they’re pretty bland but wanna make it seem like they aren’t by making bold choices. true sweethearts, though.

Scorpio – they’re not that evil. they like you to think so, but they are kind of chicken shits and won’t do much if you anger them except cry about it in secrecy at home.

Sagittarius – they aren’t that in love with the concept of never settling down. they like the idea of not being tied down, but at the same time they really want to find the right one.

Capricorn – they feel inadequate a lot. they work really hard to prove to everyone they’re capable of handling things on their own but they could really use some help. they’ll deny every time you offer, though.

Aquarius – isn’t as weird as you’d hope for them to be. they feel like they have to live up to the mystery but in reality they’re honestly pretty normal and are in touch with their emotions. they just don’t want you to know that.

Pisces – they actually aren’t happy all the time, they’re actually unhappy a lot. everyone always fucks pisces over but they keep smiling cause they don’t want to seem boring to be around. libra x2

The “Killer death stare” squad

March 19, 2015Leave a comment

swegstrology:

Scorpio, Gemini, Leo, Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus

March 19, 2015Leave a comment

ARIES: find a patch of sweet smelling grass to lay down in. breathe. you are what you love not who loves you.

TAURUS: eat ice cream and make bad puns. try to taste the clouds, you can do everything if you just put some effort into it.

GEMINI: create and don’t be afraid. you are a technological virtuoso. make yourself laugh more.

CANCER: there is comfort at the bottom of the swimming pool. swim away from everything that makes you feel like you are drowning.

LEO: take care of yourself. eat fruits and sleep with stuffed animals. dream of flying, because you’re almost there.

VIRGO: wear flowers in your hair and let strangers compliment you. you are beautiful. do what makes you feel alive.

LIBRA: stay hydrated and buy things that lighten the burden on your shoulders. expel the feeling of anger from your system.

SCORPIO: kiss yourself cause you’re so pretty. go to a party and try not to get drunk. give the world a chance.

SAGITTARIUS: look at the ink stains on your hands and know that you have worked yourself to where you are now. be proud. fall asleep to new music. everything is only going to get better from here.

CAPRICORN: stay as bright as you are. you are a comet child. let your heart sing your favorite song, don’t be afraid of singing the words wrong.

AQUARIUS: write out every bad thing of everyday. it won’t change anything but find solace in crumpled up paper and coffee stains. you must learn to move on. but it will be for the better. remember that.

PISCES: count the candles on your birthday cake and know you are brighter and more brilliant than every single one of them. surround yourself with warm coffee and soft voices saying “i love you.” hold on to my hand, you are not lost.