itskeithkogayne:

veronica: wow lance you sure got tall

keith: oh no

lance: well—

keith: no

lance: they tried to put me on the cover of vogue—

keith: n o

lance: but my legs were toooooooo long

keith: NO

lance, singing: i’m LEGendary all legs no dairy

keith: STOP

lance, aggressively: i’m LEGendary all legs no dairy

keith: STOPSPNFJAJS

pidge&hunk, harmonizing: legs! legs!

lance, strutting: what’s on the menu?

keith: w h y

shiro&allura, harmonizing: legs! legs!

lance, posing: what’s on the menu?

keith: i crave death

coran&matt, harmonizing: legs! legs!

lance, seductively: what’s on the menu?

keith: kill me

veronica: clap clap clap clap

lance, doing the splits: LEGS

keith, flinging his knife in a random direction: OWNDOWNDKWNDKANDHSJ

@vld fandom

peachypeachpot:

STOP SENDING DEATH THREATS TO BEX AND THE REST OF THE TEAM OVER YOUR SHIPS. THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND MEAN LITERALLY NOTHING IN THIS WORLD. BEX IS A HUMAN BEING AND DOESN’T DESERVE THIS. BOTH THEY AND THE VLD TEAM HAVE WORKED VERY HARD TO GIVE US THIS SHOW. IF YOU’RE GOING TO ACT LIKE A PSYCHO THEN STOP WATCHING THE SHOW IN GENERAL.

thank you.

Lets play a game called Protect the Pidge!

midnightlupus:

Watching Voltron Legendary Defender I began to notice something that the entire team has in common: they all without question protect Pidge. The team will go out of their way to make sure Pidge is safe, and anyone who attacks Pidge is immediately dealt with. 

Pidge draws the attention of the commander?

Turn the commander’s attention onto you.

Falling down a slide of death? Put Pidge on your shoulders out of reach.

Pidge is almost never standing by themself. Someone is always near them, and normally? It’s Shiro and Hunk, the two biggest guys on the team.

You will almost never see Pidge on the edge of the group, Pidge is never exposed. 

Not even the sloth thing touches the Pidge.

Everyone else is complaining? We can keep going. Pidge has a breakdown? REST TIME.

It was all verbal until the Princess threw food goop at Pidge?

GAME ON, ALLURA. Immediate retaliation from Keith.

There’s a thing falling at you, no way is Shiro going to let his Pidge get squished.

Nothing harms the Pidge.

Alien has Pidge held in painful grip, rest of the team can’t do anything?

LANCE WAKES UP FROM A F**KING COMA TO SHOOT THE ALIEN!

In short? Pidge is precious and must be protected at all costs. You touch Pidge? The rest of the team will make you regret it.