Tfw when ur coterie covers themselves in foam and seduces and entire police station in order to steal a body they had full access to without stealing.
Tag: VtM
out of context vtm part 3
“The password to the police database was just nypdonuts”
“We should have Francine this coming”
“I guess he’s more of a… night 0wl.”
“The schedule DOESN’T LIE”
“I want to use presence….” “on the prince of new york?” “oh no we gon die”
“She glides away on her spinny chair”
“i text him a/s/l” “he responds ?????? no”
“i want to kill Eliza” “…Eliza is right behind you and she…. *rolls* doesn’t hear”
“I’ve had this appointment for six months and you were literally born two days ago”
“who is this?” “…..someone you thought was dead” *groans*
“he’s a tech savvy grandpa”
“i tell him he’s an ugly dude but he’s handy” “he doesn’t respond but appears satisfied with that”
and this isn’t a quote but they decided to give the password to the police database to a local gang leader for basically no reason and that needs acknowledgement
Meet the VTM coterie: Malkavian Alma Bolivar @transgrls, Ventrue Skylar Hendrix @whatwouldvexahliado, Tremere Tori Monroe @scrawledscript, Toreador Vincent Flores @immatsupi, and Nosferatu 0wl @whitemanes
out of context vtm part 2
“I will allow retcon ukulele”
“We go out walking looking for pokemon” (actually this one is exactly what it sounds like)
“Your sexy dance to a funeral march is an enormous success”
“That….. John Stamos….. Yacht….. Bitch”
“Three sharks walk into a bar….” “Don’t they swim?”
“Would it be rude if I pet that guy’s tail?”
“Well…. he’s no Gary Busey”
“Roll for pokemon luck.” (meh rolls) ”You catch infinite pidgeys and rattatas”
“Do you shop at hot topic?” “I used to. I grew out of it” “Mmmhmmm…. Sure”
“Roll to balance the kitten on your head”
“At least you died with Lady Gaga”
Out of context quotes from the VTM Session:
“Pour another round for Tobey McGuire.”
“How to rock the afterlife, a book. Chapter one: musical talent. Chapter two: alcoholism.”
“….Roll for gaydar.”
“What’s the name of you band?” “We’re in the process of changing it.” “That’s my favorite band no way!!!!!”
“You start to hear colors. That beat is so green.”
“The eleven year old orders a triple espresso.”
“I met a guy named Emmett he’s two weeks old.” “Was he hot?”
“The subject line reads: MERMAIDS???? REAL????”
“I’m afraid of heights!” “She shines her phone flashlight down. It’s only like four feet.”
“I thought that was Carlton from the Fresh Prince.”
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