meeko-mar:

kinky-little-thing:

diaryof-alittleswitch:

carpebutts:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

Subway? No, this is Domway, where we ask you what things you like on your sandwich, what you don’t want, and what you’re thinking of trying and then help you come up with a combo that makes you happy.

If you want to feel the pain of jalapenos burning your mouth as you eat, we will take joy in making that happen and watching you squirm and reach for your drink over and over. If you would simply like some comfort food in the form of some tuna salad, we’ll make that happen. And if you want to be told how we’re gonna make your sandwich instead of being asked about it, you’re still free to stop us at any time, because this is still your sandwich.

Domway: No CreepyDoms allowed. Eat fresh.

This is perfect.

What vanilla people and wannabe ‘Dominates’ [sic] think BDSM is, vs reality, in a nutshell.

This is actually SUCH A GREAT SFW ANALOGY for BDSM though, wow, I am impressed and may use this if it ever comes up in conversation 😀

a-confused-alpaca:

robottko:

tavoriel:

whimsybrain:

A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it

a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out

A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them

Gryffindor students making a point to find the head of Slytherin house to tell them that their peers aren’t comfortable with the new password and that it has to be changed.

Léon~ ;3

tinea-mortis:

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t know | the bromance is so real