omg
lady inquisitors who dress for practicality and never gave a damn about fashion falling in love with vivienne
maybe starting off with a simple ribbon in their hair. vivienne doesn’t notice, but varric does and pats her on the back and says knowingly ‘it looks nice on you, inquisitor’
inquisitor clumsily tries to make her nails look cleaner and her cubicles neater in the dead of night in her tent
the inquisitor looming intimidatingly over a merchant, only to say ‘do you have any make-up that is easy to apply and endurable’
the inquisitor being nervous and trying to subtly ask vivienne what her favorite color is
the inquisitor leaning over to hear what some orlesian noblewoman chatting nearby about the newest fashions in court are saying
the inquisitor finally just going up to cassandra and asks her ‘you…are a princess, right?’
cassandra rolls her eyes and tells her about an orlesian armor boutique she heard of nearby
vivienne seeing the inquisitor in the outfit she bought there and saying: “you could use more accessories, but I think you cut a nice figure.”
the inquisitor knocks heads with a smile and maybe too much joy for the rest of the week
omg yes yes yes
Tag: Moog’s Queue
I don’t understand why Maned Wolves aren’t more popular on tumblr, I mean look at them
They’re like
foxes
on
stilts.
they’re absolutely precious and
totally
fucking
ridiculous
in every way
FUN FACT: THEIR URINE SMELLS LIKE POT.
I don’t remember where I learned this don’t ask me okay.
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
I’M GONNA C R Y
you found the pussy
OH M Y GOD
when none of ur internet friends are online
timezoned again
clockblocked
FUCK
if i ever piss you off tell me
i want to be given the chance to make things right
don’t bottle it up because you feel like it’s easier
if it can be avoided just tell me
communication means a lot to me ok and i like everything to be out in the open
I’ve found where I truly belong
fuck this shit
it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber
give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove
give me elizabeth and her six-year-old
soncabin boy kicking ass and taking names as they outrun the royal navygive me elizabeth, instead of waiting for will, sailing out to meet him
give me elizabeth dying at sea four years and one week later and signing aboard the flying dutchman to the shock of its captain
give me elizabeth and will co-captaining the dutchman and sailing the seas beyond the edge of the world for eternity together
give me young billy (i’m forced to assume they, as pirates, are unimaginative when it comes to names) telling the story of william turner, who gave up everything for the woman he loved, and elizabeth swann, who took it back with sword and pistol
(via tastefullyoffensive:via)
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
which one of you assholes turned this into a popular text post
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